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Whew, I’ve been busy lately.  We spent January 21 to March 1 moving.  Our landlord decided to sell the house, so it was on short notice.  Anyway, our internet was down for a while because, when we moved, we switched internet providers.  But on to today’s real post…

MGM’s last great musical?  Really?

Several weeks ago, almost a month now, really, I was watching Gigi on TCM.  I can’t say I’m surprised, but I must wonder how a movie hailed as “MGM’s last great musical” could be so mediocre.  Let’s start with the musical aspect, shall we?  On the whole, most of the songs were unmemorable and not especially catchy.  I don’t find these songs stuck in my head, nor do I want to, honestly.  The only exception is “Thank Heaven For Little Girls,” but that gets stuck in my head for all the wrong reasons.  

Plot wise, it was just meh.  As I type this, “meh” is being underlined, although it recently became an official word.  But I digress.  I realize that it takes place in a less enlightened time, but does that give me any less right to be squicked out?  After complaining about how much of a child the 15 year old Gigi (played by Leslie Caron, then around 26) is, Gaston (played by Louis Jordan, whose acting I found a bit wooden, and who was in his very late thirties at the time) finally decides that he is in love with her, and, eventually, she decides that she is in love with him too and they get married. I mean, at least they were friends first, but still.  And it’s not necessarily the age difference that bothers me, but the fact that she was going to be his courtesan is the first place.  I suppose marriage and love are a step up from high-class sex slavery, but if you’re just going to marry the man you’d be with anyway, what’s the point?

Character and actor wise, I didn’t find any of them compelling.  Leslie Caron was far to old for her part, and kept giggling in a way that made me feel like strangling someone.  As mentioned, Louis Jordan’s acting felt a bit stiff.  As a matter of personal taste, I can’t stand Maurice Chevalier.  Some people like him, but I am not one of those people.  But as for how the characters were written, I felt like smacking nearly all of them at some point in the film.  Once again, I realize that they were less enlightened back then, but I think I would have preferred if the movie took more of a satirical, “glad we know better now” view.  I know, that wouldn’t have sold, but I’m a fan of satire and black comedy, what can I say.  Anyway, I’m pretty sure the last great MGM musical was Fiddler on the Roof.  That’s really only in retrospect, though, as MGM wouldn’t absorb UA for a few more years.

So, anyway, that’s my take.  Feel free to disagree, or agree heartily.  But don’t feel free to flame me.  Flames will be deleted.  And, although it is futile of me to say this, please don’t spam me either.

~SmashingMelons

Happy new year folks.  I haven’t blogged in a while, have I?  Anyway, here’s something I meant to write back in November, back when all the shows were doing ratings stunts.  Anyway, just a review of all the shows I’ve been watching during the 2008-09 television season.  They’re done in the order they’re showed in the week, starting with Monday.

Chuck

One of the more consistently good shows out there, I think.  The only time I think it faltered a bit was during November, when Chuck reunited with his old college girlfriend.  When she was revealed to be a fulcrum agent, it felt obvious and contrived.  The very ending of that arc was good, though, and on the whole I think the second season is even better than the first thus far.

Heroes

Well, it seems like they at least cut down the cast slightly since last season.  At least Maya has faded into the background.  And I’m glad that they don’t seem to be doing Mohinder-logues every episode , though I really wish they’d cut them out altogether.  At this point, the only character I feel especially attached to is Hiro, and maybe the rest of his current team.

House

Well, I still haven’t gotten around to watching the latest episode of this on Hulu, as I was out caroling when it aired, but I think it’s been doing ok anyway.  It seems like people are more willing to show lesbian sex than gay sex, at least on major networks like Fox, like House did a few months ago(was that during November?)  Huh.  Even if the cast of House is getting a bit big, as I’ve heard some people complain, I kind of wish they’d bring that P.I. back, since he was fun to watch.

Bones

This used to be good, but now I’m just ashamed of it.  Angela and Hodgins were stupid for breaking up, Bones herself has been acting like a bit of an idiot, and then there was that whole Zach-is-Gormogon thing from last season.  Admittedly, I haven’t watched the most reason episodes of it, but I don’t really want to. 

Pushing Daisies

I’m appalled that this is going to be canceled so soon.  It’s really a great little show.  People don’t know what they’re missing.  

Private Practice

*snicker*I’ve been watching this for funsies as of late.  Now, I’ve never actually seen Grey’s Anatomy, but it has got to be better than this.  Whenever I watch it, I can’t help but MST it.  All the characters act like high schoolers.  If this is how mature adults act, I don’t ever wanna grow up.

Ugly Betty

This is another one that’s dead to me now.  I don’t think I can say anything that hasn’t already been said about it, though.

My Name Is Earl

People don’t talk about this show much, but personally I like it a lot.  

Kath & Kim

I’ve been watching this strictly because I have nothing better to do from 8:30 to 9 every Thursday.  It’s largely unfunny and unappealing to me.  Occasionally, someone says something that’s almost witty, but not often enough for it to actually be good.  The original is probably better.

The Office

Even in it’s fifth season, it’s still very funny.  I still haven’t seen any of the original UK series, though.

30 Rock

This one is also consistently funny.  Even though it’s been using a lot of guest stars lately (which it can do with its shiny new Emmy) it hasn’t felt like it’s just relying on gimmicks.  

Life on Mars

This is a cool show, though I’m curious to see how long it lasts.  The original British version was only one season, so I hope that if this one runs longer it doesn’t wear too thin.

The Simpsons

In it’s 20th season, it’s just OK.  I don’t think it’s horrible or anything, like some people do, but it’s not the funniest show out there.

King of the Hill

Fox is canceling this one, so once this season’s over we’re just gonna get a few more episodes.  I heard that it’s going to move to Adult Swim, but I don’t know if it’s going to get any new episodes once it moves there.  Which would be a shame, since I like this one a lot.  It’s a change of pace from some of the other animated sitcoms out there.

Anyway, that’s all for now.  I can’t wait until Scrubs premieres on Tuesday!

Kanon

 

The Cast of Kanon

The Cast of Kanon

Well, now that I’m finally done watching Kanon, I can give a review of the whole series. Just to warn you, spoilers are ahead.

 

Story

17-year old Yuuichi Aizawa has just returned to a town he used to visit in his childhood to stay with his cousin and his aunt.  However, Yuuichi has completely forgotten anything that happened in this town after his seven year absence.  His memories begin to return as he mets five girls, four of which he knew seven years ago — his cousin, Nayuki, the childish Makoto, the stoic Mai, and Ayu.  Oh, and Shiori too.  

Of course, the plot is a lot more complex than that, so I’ll talk about each arc individually here.

The first arc, not counting the introduction, was Makoto’s arc.  Personally, I think this was the strongest of the five arcs.  Shortly after the story begins, Makoto runs into Yuuichi, claiming to be angry at him for something he did in the past.  Having no memories or family to speak of, Makoto stays with Yuuichi and his family.  She becomes ill, though, and Yuuichi realizes who she is — the spirit of a fox he rescued years ago.  He had saved the fox when it broke its leg, and had named Makoto after an older girl he had a crush on. (As a side note, here’s my interpretation of things: I think Makoto’s human form was based off of the girl Yuuichi named her after, not the other way around.  It’s because he gave her the name Makoto that she looked like the other Makoto.  Names have a certain power, don’t they?  Anyway, I don’t think there was any circular reincarnation going on here, like I’ve heard elsewhere)  Anyhow, Makoto begins to lose her ability to speak, and basically begins acting like a fox, as a price to pay for becoming human, but shortly before her death, Yuuichi is able to grant her last wish: to marry him.  He gets her a bridal veil, and they go to the hill where the fox spirits live, and they pretend to get married.  Right after that, she dies.  As I said, I think this is the best of the five arcs.  In a way, it’s basically just the story of a boy and his dog.  Foxes are canines as well, and something about that basic story being presented so differently just really struck a chord with me. A/9.7

Next is Mai’s arc.  This arc was pretty good for most of it, but I think it got weaker at the end when Mai was revealed to have tears that could heal injuries.  I was OK with her fighting demons.  I was OK with her fighting inner demons.  But couldn’t they have given her a better motive?  OK, her mother was sick, and then she healed her, and people thought she was a freak and they out her on TV, and she had no friends.  The thing is, the whole “magic tears” thing had no lead-up or foreshadowing of any kind, and it was never mentioned again later, so it seemed kind of tacked on.  Later on, when Akiko had been hit by a car, why couldn’t Mai have healed her?  I know, it’s because, in the visual novel, Mai wouldn’t have been there on Nayuki’s route, but it still bothers me. C/7.3

Third was Shiori’s arc.  Maybe it was because Shiori was the one girl Yuuichi had no previous connection to, but I think this arc was the weakest.  I know it’s probably unreasonable of me to say this, but why can’t an ill girl have an actual illness for once, with actual effects?  What, is she allergic to school?  She can go stand outside in the snow and eat ice cream, but she can’t go to school?  She doesn’t even cough for [insert deity here]’s sake!  Don’t get me wrong, personality-wise, I like Shiori just fine.  She even shows a bit of genre savvy.  But her arc was problematic for me. And even though she was “sick” and her family acted like she was going to drop dead any second, she didn’t die.  At the end of her arc, I thought she was going to die when she was hospitalized, but apparently she had lasted however long it was until the end of the series, when she was healed by Ayu’s wish.  It’s not like I wanted her to die, but what I thought was her death didn’t feel very emotional, and I can’t figure out for the life of me why she didn’t die if she was as sick as everyone said. D+/6.9

The final arc was a combination of Nayuki’s arc, which involved her mother, Akiko, getting hit by a car, and Ayu’s arc.  Unfortunately (or fortunately) Nayuki kind of gets shafted here, even with her mother in the hospital.  Nayuki always was kind of boring, and it didn’t help that she didn’t really get that much screentime in the last few episodes.  She does get a little bit of character development, though, which is nice.  The last few episodes are really about Ayu, though, who disappears for a while and is then revealed to have fallen out of a tree seven years ago, and had been in the hospital with a coma for the past seven years.  It’s unclear as to whether the series was in part a dream or hallucination on Yuuichi’s part, or if Yuuichi was with Ayu the whole time, telling Ayu about his life, as she tries to imagine it.  It’s left open to interpretation, but somehow the trinket Yuuichi gave Ayu seven years ago allowed Ayu one wish.  She wishes for Yuuichi’s happiness, and all of the characters who were in the hospital recover.  Eventually, Ayu herself comes out of her coma, and we assume they lived happily ever after. A/9.3

On the whole, most of my complaints about Kanon are just me being anal, and I enjoyed the series a lot.  Overall, I’d give it an B/8.3 for story.

Animation

What can I say, the animation was gorgeous, with lots of well painted backgrounds and no off-model animation that I noticed.  Some people don’t like the art style, but eh, your milage will vary.  This is as good as it gets. A+/10.0

Sound

Sound-wise, Kanon’s kind of a mixed bag.  I love the opening, like the ending, and find most of the music fairly unobtrusive.  At the beginning, there was a song that played when Nayuki was running that sounded like something out of a Pokemon game, and during an emotional scene near the end, synthesized music played, which I found kind inappropriate.  Overall, I’d give the music a B/8.2.

The English dub of Kanon, isn’t awful, but it’s not the best dub I’ve ever heard either.  I mostly listened to the Japanese dub, though, which I liked for the most part.  Since, I more used to the japanese version, I think that’s why I prefer it, but there were no cringe-worthy performances in the English version.  Kitagawa sounded lind of like Naruto, but I think that kind of fits his personality.  The voices I didn’t like much were Ayu and Nayuki, but overall the voices were pretty good. Japanese: A-/9.0 English: B+/8.9

Overall

Overall, I enjoyed Kanon a lot, and its shortcomings are more than made up for.  I’d give it a 8.9 out of 10, or an B+.

Well, It’s been exactly one year now since I started writing this blog. I started off writing a lot, didn’t I? I kind of got lazy and negligent as the months went on, though. At the moment, I have neither Lucky Star volume 3 nor Kanon volume 6, but I’ll get those as soon as I can. I don’t really have anything else to review, though I think I’ll do a post about this year’s TV season once 30 Rock premieres. I’ve decided to try to keep this blog for reviews as much as possible, since think my reviews and editorials are more interesting than me rambling about my inane life. Well, Fullmetal Alchemist volume 17 came out today, and I’ve haven’t gotten to do that yet, so I think I’ll go and do that now.

~SmashingMelons

I was at San Antonio Shopping Center in Mountain View today, buying materials for my Halloween costume.  I was sitting there, looking through catalogs, looking for a pattern that remotely resembled what I was looking for.  Awful, sappy music is playing on the speakers, and then — duh du-du-du-duh duh du-du-du-du-du-duh-du-du-duh — Blue Orchid starts playing.  Um, why are they suddenly playing rock?  And good rock at that?  After that ended, they went back to cheesy music, but still…?

After I was done there, I went over to the Vietnamese restaurant there, since it’s really popular, and I’d never been there before.  The food there is, from what I had really good, and it’s very efficiently run.  It’s kind of impersonal, since you just tell waiters what number you’re ordering and they type it in on a little key pad, but I don’t really mind, being rather anti-social myself.  But you know, one thing I don’t understand is bubble tea.  What’s the point of it?  Why would I want chewy, tasteless choking hazards in my sweet, fruity tea?  Some of the drinks they have there intrigue me, though — salted plum soda, three course of bean soda (it comes in green or pink).  I’ll have to try one of those next time.

As you may know, Brisingr, the latest book in the Inheritance Cycle, was released last Saturday.  I had half a mind to got to the release party at Kepler’s just to get some free donuts, but i doubt I’d have been allowed any donuts, seeing as I don’t even want the book.  A few days after its release, I heard the latest plot twist being discussed at school: Brom is Eragon’s dad!  I can’t say I saw that coming, but I’m not especially shocked.  That could just be because I don’t really care, though.  Anyway, I only got halfway through the second book in the series, and my memory is a bit hazy, but Eragon’s mom hasn’t been revealed yet, right?  It got me thinking, would it be cool if Eragon’s mom turned out to be Arya?  That would be very disturbing, but interesting nonetheless.  I mean, she may look like she’s in her twenties, but she’s 50 at the very least.  Though we’ve been told Eragon wasn’t born a half-elf (He becomes one later, though, doesn’t he?  Or something like that?)it would certainly explain how he can learn things so darn fast.  Anyway, I doubt Paolini would do something like that, but it would be pretty cool.

Just an Update…

OK, so I’ve had Wii Fit for over a week now.  I bought it last Sunday.  So far, I’ve managed to get my age down to my actual age, and I’ve lost four pounds.  One thing one should make note of, though, is that the BMI results seem to be calibrated for people of Asian descent, since the average BMI for Asians is somewhat lower than for Caucasians.   Or at least, I’m fairly sure of that.  Don’t take my word for it, I’m no health expert.

Also, I recently got We Love Katamari, the sequel to Katamari Damacy.  I had previously borrowed it from a friend, but I was having difficulty finding it at a store, which is why it took me so long to get it.  I’ll probably never get Beautiful Katamari, though, what with it being for the Xbox360, but I may get Me and My Katamari, since I got a PSP a few months ago, and I only have one game for it (Final Fantast Tactics:War of the Lions).

~SmashingMelons

August 31st

It’s finally the last day of August, and the school year’s just beginning.  Technically it began next week, but, what with Labor Day, I’m not sure why it couldn’t start this week instead, but whatever.  In the past month, I like to think I wrote a few interesting, relevant things, even if no one saw most of them.  so what will I be writing in the near future?  Well, the final volume of Kanon will be hitting shelves October 14th, so I’ll be sure to pick that up so I can offer my thoughts on the series.  Also, just a few days later, on October 17th, Smashed Melons will be celebrating its one year anniversary.  Not sure what (if anything) I’ll be doing for that momentous occasion, but expect a note saying so on that day, at the very least.

Well, so, yeah.  That was August.  More updates soon.

~SmashingMelons

I have a habit of getting into things significantly after they’ve ended.  In this case, it really only ended last month, technically, but I think episodes were leaked out before then, so I’m probably a couple months late, at least.  What I am talking about is Avatar: The Last Airbender.  OK, I first saw the show a couple years ago, when a friend of mine introduced it to me, but I didn’t like it much back then.  I only watched the first episode, and I thought it was too juvenile or something.  But I can see now that I was the juvenile one back then.  I was up a too high on my anime high-horse, stuck-up.  But after becoming a frequent lurker at TV Tropes, and hearing how much most everyone there likes it, I decided to give it another chance.

It’s a lot better than I first thought.  I can now see why so many people outside of it’s target demographic enjoy it.  Admittedly, the basic story seems to be, at this point, standard fare, but it’s the likable and well-developed characters that really make the series shine.  The consistently solid animation and action-packed battles also don’t hurt, not to mention a good deal of romance, and even some fanservice thrown in for good measure.  For a “kids show” it’s really quite mature.

My only complaints about the show are minor things, like the way the characters’ names are spelled.  For instance, why is it spelled “Mai,” but pronounced “Mei?”  That, however is pretty much irrelevant to the actual show, so meh.

A while back, there was, apparently, talk of a sequel, but since then, the creators have said there (probably) will not be one.  Personally, I think there should be.  In such a rich and well thought-out world, there’s definitely room for more, whether or not any of the original characters make an appearance (though that would be nice.)  If you agree, go to this link: http://www.petitiononline.com/Avatarcc/petition.html                                                                        They won’t spam you, and you can keep your e-mail address private.  Even if it doesn’t work, and, knowing internet petitions, it probably won’t, one could always contact Nickelodeon directly, something I don’t quite have the guts to do.  Still, even if they don’t make a sequel, I think the Avatar team should make something else.  I may not have seen much of it yet, but I know television needs more shows like it.

August 29th

I’ve finished my first week of school and man am I tired.  I even have dark circles around my eyes, but that could just be from the 90+ degree heat we’ve been having lately.  The month is almost over too, so I’ll try to write somewhat more than usual, finish things off with a bang, you know.

~SmashingMelons

Coincidence?

A while back, I noticed something strange.  Sarah Chalke is on a commercial for Hanes panties, and Zach Braff voices the Cottonelle (toilet paper) puppy.  See a theme?  I haven’t seen any other Scrubs cast members in commercials recently, but Scrubs’ eighth and (probably) final season will air on ABC for the 08-09 season.  There’s a lot more info on wiki, but there will be 18 episodes, and the tone of the show will be more similar to the first few seasons, which means somewhat more realism and less zany comedy.  Also, Courteney Cox Arquette will be the new Chief of Medicine.  I miss Kelso already (not because she’s the Chief of Medicine, just because Kelso was awesome).

~SmashingMelons

August 27th

Well, I’ve completed my second day of school.  There’s a three-day weekend coming up since we hav Labor Day off, but I don’t get why they don’t just start school after Labor Day, since having a day off one week into school seems odd to me.

I just saw the new episode of Mythbusters, and, I must say I’m a little disappointed.  I mean, moon boots don’t look that different from Uggs, they just have different soles…

~SmashingMelons

August 26th

Today was the first day of a brand new school year.  I’m exhausted now.  While school itself doesn’t actually make me sick, having to bend my neck to read and work, along with the abundant pine trees (whose pollen I’m allergic to) on campus leaves me headachy and sniffly.  And it’s just getting to be allergy season around now.  Oh well. At least my teachers seem nice enough (so far, anyway).  

i probably won’t get to post any reviews for a while.  In October, the final volume of Kanon will come out, though, so I’ll probably have a lot to say about that.

~SmashingMelons

August 25th

For anyone who’s actually keeping up with this, sorry for not posting on Saturday or Sunday.  The internet and phone connections have been out at my house since Saturday, and we couldn’t get them fixed until today.

School is starting tomorrow, somehow.  Where did Summer go?  Oh well, I’d better go and do some stuff to get ready.  I tend to procrastinate on things like this.

~SmashingMelons

August 22nd

My relatives are leaving early tomorrow morning, and I’m not sure what we’re going to do with all the extra Coke.  My aunt is addicted to Coca-Cola, but none of us drink it, and she bought a ton of it when she first came here.

Mini-golf and the Arcade

Today we went out to play mini-golf.  I didn’t win, but I didn’t lose either.  There’s an arcade next to the golf course, so we all went in there afterwards.  I had brought tokens from that same arcade only to find that they had replaced the token system with a card system.  I tried to exchange my tokens for card credit, only I stupidly didn’t realize the “card” part, so I wasted 33 tokens.  Once we finally got a card, I spent my time playing DrumMania, again.  My mom also played DDR, and, once again, people stared.

Scrabble

Later, I played Scrabble with my mom and my aunt.  I lost horribly, but mainly because of bad luck.  While we were playing, my cousin was watching “Yin Yang Yo”, and we couldn’t help but laugh when a character said he was “busting his balls.”  He meant it literally.  Parental (and older cousinal) bonuses are fun.

School

Three more days!  Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  And my homeroom is going to be the PE classroom, which I assume means the gym.  Double noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

~SmashingMelons

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